There were three guys named Somebody, Nobody, and Mad. These guys were very good bank robbers, so they were wealthy.
One day, they fought over their money. Somebody got angry and gunned Nobody to death. Mad called the police and said, "A terrible incident just took place." The police officer asked, "What is it, kid?" Mad replied, "Somebody killed Nobody." The policeman was like, "WHAT?" Mad repeated that. The policeman asked, "Are you mad?"
Then Mad said, "Yes ... how did you know my name?"
-Makitle Ndabeni
You are quite clever, Makitle. I can just imagine a confused responding officer receiving this phone call!
ReplyDeleteThanks for introducing jokes onto our blog. The added levity helps round out the gravitas of our deeper explorations.
Keep inventing and sharing jokes!